Welcome to the New World

 

So. Here we are. You, waiting silently for me to be witty and interesting, and me, thinking just how badly I have to pee. Okay, let’s make this quick and painless:

Welcome to my brand-new, shiny-packaged, fresh off-the-shelf blog! This, as you’ve guessed by now, is the “introduction,” where I tell you just what you’re gonna get out of me on this thing.

Well, I’ll tell ya: you’re getting Buffy. You’re getting lots of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 144 episodes’ worth, maybe more. And, of course, you’re getting me. Daily snippets of my pretty uneventful life, my thoughts on shit I find important, and probably lots of squealing over shoes. In short, this is half project blog (á la Julie/Julia), half personal blog.

The project part is easy. I’ll be watching all of Buffy, and posting my reviews/analyses for you. I want to attract a whole gamut of fans and hey, maybe even get some of you as addicted as I am. Ideally, I want you watching with me. Even rookies. I’d love fresh perspectives. But really? I’m also cool just watching a show I love and dissecting it every which way. You reading this is pretty much a bonus. Yes. You’re a bonus. Congratulations.

The personal stuff? That gets trickier. I’ll try to be interesting and not say “fuck” too much. Well… I won’t say it in every sentence. And I’ll never say “shitcock.” Fuck, I just said it, didn’t I? Damn. I’ll try not to say it anymore.

So give me (and Buffy) a shot. If I disappoint, you can always mock me with your monkey pants.*

…. *Yeah, you’re not getting that unless you watch Buffy. So watch it, for fuck’s sake.